What am i?

I've been putting myself in religions for a long while now..and i've finally given up, nothing seems to please me any more religiously..apart from of course George Carlin (The funniest athiest)
So..if i was to put my beliefs in accord to organized religions..where would i come?
..Buddhist Athiest? pagan athiest?

Buddhism-since i believe in reincarnation (so do hindus) karma (so do hindus..) and well buddha (since he was a real person!)

Athiest- There is no God

Pagan-I worship nature..i see nature, i feel nature..i am one with nature. And considering nature is what helps us (or even makes us) stay alive, i trust it wholeheartedly and praise it.

So i believe in reincarnation, the soul, karma..but the idea of a god does not impress me at all.
In wise words of George Carlin..
"if there is a God, it has to be a man.
No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this"

so thinking about it..if there is a god..it has to be a man. Being a man means being human. Being human means being...naturally a complete dickhead!

So either God isn't real..or God is a human replicate. Since not all humans have the qualities that 'god' apparently has..i doubt God is a human..therefore God is not real.

So what am i? a Buddhist pagan athiest? a Buddhist? (since they don't agree with the idea of god anyway..although i don't agree that we should find refuge in the buddha..making me a non-buddhist)or just fucked up?
I would say fucked up..but i think my point is pretty valid, therefore i'd say i'm a buddhist athiest? i don't even know.